Jun 2025
In which Adam & Eve visit Brno, stay in a palace, go to the cabaret, and hold a lesson in serving the Queen!
The idea of a kinky trip to the Czech Republic’s second city, Brno, germinated in front row seats at an open stage burlesque show in Prague organised by the relentless Zorya Blue. Oh la la! Zorya had ensured that only the blind would miss advertising flyers for her Blue Pleasure burlesque revue at Brno’s Cabaret des Péchés the following Friday. So off we went, to take in the show and enjoy a kinky weekend.
Our playroom was at the Grand Palace Hotel. Well-appointed, friendly, cool and classy, the Grand is perfectly located in Brno’s small but delightful old town. Our room had all the necessities: a large comfortable bed with crisp white sheets, an armchair that made a perfect throne for Queen Eve, a bottle of champagne to tickle the palette, and a bathroom with a large tub in which to pamper Her Majesty.
Blue Pleasure started at 8pm that night, giving us a couple of hours to dress for the evening and grab a bite to eat. We are partial to sushi, and the well-regarded Moon Cocktail & Sushi Bar was literally just across the road from the hotel.
The subterranean Cabaret des Péchés (Cabaret of Sins) is just a short stroll down the hill from the hotel. A flight of wide, carpeted stairs leads down to an impressively well-appointed and nicely proportioned venue. The place has no shortage of plush red velvet, and the tables are spaced to create a lively yet discrete ambience.
Blue Pleasure bills itself as a “show for art lovers with a touch of eroticism” and routines “related to the body and intimacy.” And so it was.
In a line-up of five or six performers, MsLottaLove delivered perhaps the most explicitly sexual routine of the evening with an act that included the crafty use of a latex glove to simulate masturbation and fellatio. She was decked out in a shiny red and pink costume (think Lady Gaga meets kinky cosmonaut), which she had all but stripped off by the time she brought her act to a hot full-frontal conclusion.
A male-led Shibari perfomance closed the first half of the evening. The musical accompaniment to his choreographed suspension of the anonymous girl was somewhat mournful, which added to the impression that the performance was a tad too long. It did however open a conversation about connecting through rope and control, so perhaps on a future kinky trip we’ll tie each other up in knots!
Inspired by the show, we tripped up the hill to our playroom, which with a high apex ceiling and skylights was reminiscent of a temple, a house of worship. As you know, dear reader, dressing up is an essential part of play, so while I took a shower, Eve dipped into the costume box.
I emerged from the bathroom to find that Eve had laid out on the armchair a pair of Agent Provocateur Bonnie high-waist frilly knickers, bejeweled nipple clamps and, what else, the Glam Rock. As she went for her toilette she told me to don my ‘French maid’ knickers, get down on all fours and await a lesson on pleasuring Her Majesty.
What did Adam & Eve get up to?
